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We wanted to add a little holiday cheer to your week, so did a little research and came up with our list of the best Christmas themed Tweets we could find. Hope it brings a smile to your dial at this crazy, busy, stressful time of year!
- It's amazing how much time I'm willing to spend untangling a 6 dollar strand of Christmas lights I bought 10 years ago. (GEOFF SOUDER)
- All I want for Christmas is a parking spot. (MICHAEL COSTER)
- Making the mall Santa Claus cry is a skill set worth putting on your resume. (LIFECOACHERS)
- Just found out I’m Santa’s "Secret Santa”. How intimidating. (JIM GAFFIGAN)
- Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that. (HELEN LONG)
- We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence. (TOM GUNTORIUS)
- My daughter: "Why doesn't the alarm go off when Santa goes down the chimney?" Me: "Magic." My daughter: "Bullshit." (MICHAEL IAN BLACK)
- Due to the economy, this year I bought batteries for Christmas and attached a note saying toys not included. (ANJEANETTE CARTER)
Have you seen one that made you chuckle, and that you think should be added to the list? Share the smiles and let us know!
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